dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between
is sand called sand because its between sea and land?
google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know
J.K Rowling seems to be on Twitter a lot lately. Maybe she’s bored. Maybe it’s time for a new Harry Potter book.
After he ate six pairs of my shoes I decided to take action. In hindsight I don’t know what I was expecting.
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background
things to say during sex
- hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- well well well, someones looking desperate!
- man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
- [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
- pain is hilarious!
- boy these arms are durable
I want one of these so bad 😫
— Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Chapter 20: The First Task (via mckinnonsprewett)