(via patronusspirit)
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
(via cilbas)
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
(via clare-d3-lune)
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
We basically need mental health safe words.
Yeah!
(via clare-d3-lune)
one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99
(via mew-in-the-tardis)
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
notes
tumblr user muttins has the right idea
(via clare-d3-lune)
i
can’t
even
imagin
e what
my life
would be
like with
out harry
potter bec
ause i grew up with him okay and
he is my childhood and i get way
too many feels from this book
series like wow
jkr how do u m
anage to rip
my heart in
to pieces li
ke that but
i’ll love
harry
alw
ay
s
(via clare-d3-lune)
thinking about shitty awful bigoted things you said in the past
(via jensenaackles)
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCKI CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”
(via aodite)
